About Me
My name is Douglas.
I do things and people usually pay me for it.
When I was a child, I wrote bad poetry. When I was a young adult, I joined the Army to stop bad people. When I was severely injured, I made some bad illustrations surrounding that bad poetry and made it into a bad book. Now that I'm getting older, I've decided that it's time to make some bad movies.
All things said, I'm pretty uninteresting.